Ah! The Bootlickers Poem by Ravi Kopra

Ah! the bootlickers
sycophants, toadies, lickspittles
flunky flatterers, lackeys, spaniels
yes-man, yes-woman doormats
brown nosers, suck ups shower
their praises on the rich dimwit dotards
dullard dunce idiots, blockhead bonehead dolts
for minor favors by boosting their egos
I pity these people, I pity their culture,
For centuries the nebbish were trodden by foreigners
And now by their own they love to be trodden.