All Under One Roof Poem by guy lipmore

Eight quid, supermarket Flu-Jab, best offer got to grab.
Rival store better price, seven-forty, competition is so nice!
From a simple flu injection, why not a whole medical selection!
Total medical care, all at a price that is fair!
What next, what can we expect?
All manner of services and surgery,
All under one roof, convenience for you and me!
Open heart by pass, broken limbs and plaster cast.
Maybe a vasectomy, face lift or hysterectomy!
Joint replacement, X-ray or mental assessment.
Dentist surgery, along side the spec's stall and the pharmacy.

It won't stop there, the supermarkets don't care.
Given the 'go ahead' and there's money to be made!
Christening, wedding, or funeral service at hand, get them all planned.
Lawyer to arrange a will, all costs on your shopping bill.

Place a bet, care for your pet with the in store vet!
Nursery for the little one, whilst your shopping gets done.
Psychic reading, x.factor 'audition booth', nothing to lose.
Report a crime, with the police 'hot line'.
Book a holiday with a travel agent, watch in store entertainment.
Relax in the massage parlour, for him and her.

If there is anything missed, please fill the suggestion list.
So shop and live, the prices are most competitive.! !