An Argument Poem by Randy McClave

I was going to win this argument, this fight
I didn't care if it took all night
Of course I am right and she is wrong
I will argue my point all night long.
We were arguing about something very minute
And then it created this great big dispute
The truth unto her which I told
Why man should be in charge of all bills and the household.
I gave my answers and then my own personal thought
What I believed and also what I was taught,
I have all the documentations and it's proof
I am an intelligent man, I am no goof.
She started grabbing questions randomly from the air
And her answers were small and quite rare,
I told her then I am right as I have all the facts
With tears and screams is how she reacts.
The burden of truth I then placed in her hand
She couldn't even make a stand,
I placed one piece of truth one after each other
Then I spoke another.
I then smiled and said this argument I am going to win
And I'll win this one for myself and all men,
I told her all the facts and then I was proudly done
She then took off her bra, this argument she then won.

Randy L. McClave