And The Lord Said... Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

And The Lord Said...

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And the Lord said...
'I wish you all stop bothering me.
Pestering me with your foolishness.
Do you think I have time to waste...
Listening to your complaints,
And pettiness day in and night too?
Do you realize I am tired...
Of all the crap you all want to dump,
In my lap?
Do not call upon me again for two weeks!
I am on a much needed vacation! '

~The Lord did not say that to you! ~

Didn't we agree that God spoke to each
And everyone of us in strange and mysterious ways?

~Yeah...
True that!
But the Lord did not say that to you.
'Cause He told me to ignore you,
Anytime you wanted to quote what He said.
And for me not to take you to Vegas...
Since you always trying to put words in His mouth!
And He's going to deal with you,
When He comes back from a vacation...
Near the Greek Islands! ~

Why are you lieing?
I know for a fact,
He has taken two weeks a year...
Every year for centuries.
To do clean up work behind hypocrites like you!

~And who are you calling a hypocrite?
I am closer to God than you are! ~

No you're not!

~Yes I am! ~

No, you're not!

~Yes I am! ~

'AND this is what I have to listen to...
24/7! Seven days a week!
365 days a year!
Over and over and over and over...'

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