Anniversary Vacation Poem by Ima Ryma

Wife calls a travel agency,
Wants to go somewhere exotic.
It's for her anniversary.
She thinks Tahiti as first pick,
'My husband really loves that place, '
'And so Tahiti is the choice.'
The agent speaks of booking space,
Talking first class in sales pitch voice.
Wife agrees first class all the way,
Spare no expense to buy most fun.
And then wife does go on to say,
'This is a booking just for one.'

Best vacation for wife for sure,
Only one going will be her.