Around Less Poem by Ima Ryma

A bunch of squirrels decided to
Use a church for a residence.
The church did not know what to do
Without incurring great expense.
What could be done that was humane,
While making the church a place that
The squirrels would choose not to remain
And find some other habitat?
A lot of suggestions were made.
And one suggestion was deemed best.
So church memberships were conveyed
To any and all squirrels - no jest!

The squirrels showing up decreased sure,
Only seen Christmas and Easter.