Alexander Shaumyan

Rookie - 178 Points (July 12,1962 / Moscow, Russia)

Baba Big Cheese Ain'T No Turkey - Poem by Alexander Shaumyan

Baba Big Cheese ain't no turkey-
He's the ascendant master
Of mood kinetics,
Who probes his inner thighs
And clarifies his thoughts,
While sharing his insights
And reviewing his direction
As he synaptically and
Telepathically
Connects with his
Audience-

Baba Big Cheese knows
Every little trick
In the secret black book-
He's mastered
The universal law of
Libidinal attraction
As he feels out the vibes
Of his female disciples,
Feeling the heat of his
Transforming erection
Rising like an inspiration
Of his polymorphous muse-

Baba Big Cheese is interesting
To watch at nighttime
In the late moon hours
When the sky is dark
And the crowd is drunk
With all sorts of mad
Visions and wisdoms
Borne out of alcohol
And translucent
Angels cascading from
Heavens, with whom
Baba Big Cheese
Communes on a daily basis,
Sitting on a park bench
And watching little children
Being clutched by their
Mothers, warning them of
Long haired metaphysical
Perverts, looking for
Action.

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  • (2/18/2007 3:44:00 AM)


    You know what they say about 'Closing Time'. They all look better. (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Friday, November 24, 2006

Poem Edited: Friday, November 26, 2010


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