Baby why did your dog bite me, I didn't know it wouldn't share its favorite tree.
When it would hump my leg I would gently push it away.
I never heard you say, that's my man, go find your own stray.
When it lapped up your glass of Champagne, you laughed till you cried. when I lapped up my spelt Jack Daniels from the kitchen floor, if looks could have killed I would have surely died.
When it dragged its behind and stained the carpet, you laughed and put it outside, when I left the lid up you screamed and slammed the door.
When it chases the cat that's alright, when I look at the kittens, I get slapped and punched and shown to the door.
Baby, why can't you see that maybe there's some hound in me.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.I would like to translate this poem