Bad Horning - Vietnam Poem by Ima Ryma

The rhino horns in hot demand,
In Vietnam especially.
An elixir to countermand
Hangovers of the risk that be
That like to party hard and long.
So rhino horn powder is bought.
Enough money soothes any wrong.
Killing of rhinos - kill a lot.
There is no scientific proof
That rhino horns hold any cure.
Just rumors spread from goof to goof,
Killing more rhinos - that's for sure.

The rumor that needs to be spread -
Eat a rhino horn and you're dead.