Balls On Fire Poem by Ramona Thompson

Parody of the classic Jerry Lee Lewis hit Great Balls of Fire

I shook her nerves and I rattled her brain
Too much cheating drove my woman insane
She's thrown me out of her will
Won't give me no more kinky thrills
Goodness gracious
That crazy woman
Done set my balls on fire

I laughed at first
When she threatened
Cos I thought she was just tryin' to be funny
Then she brought those matches out and burrrrrned my honey
I've sworn
I'll change my heart breaking ways
Told me
From now on
'Lover, all you got is gonna be mine.'
Goodness gracious
That crazy woman
Done set my balls on fire

Burned me baby....owwwww
Don't feel so good
Hold on baby
Wait wait wait
Please wait and listen
Listen to me baby
Let me explain and hold you like a lover should
It'll be all fine
If you' ll just be kind
I'll stop seeing all the others
If you're just stop burning mine mine mine mine

I'm chewing my nails and I'm twiddling my thumbs
I'm real nervous
Good lord above knows
This sure ain't fun

C'mon baby don't act so crazy
Goodness gracious
That cray witch
Done set my balls on fire

(Piano solo)

Burned me baby....owwwww
Don't feel so good
Hold on baby
Wait wait wait
Please wait and listen
Listen to me baby
Let me explain and hold you like a lover should
It'll be all fine
If you' ll just be kind
I'll stop seeing all the others
If you're just stop burning mine mine mine mine

I'm chewing my nails and I'm twiddling my thumbs
I'm real nervous
Good lord above knows
This sure ain't fun

2008 Ramona Thompson