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Barking Spiders In Church (Children)

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Those pesky barking spiders
followed me to church Sunday.
I tried to make them stay at home,
but they came anyway.

Then I did something naughty
'cause they were being bad.
When people turned and looked at me,
- I pointed at my dad.

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Sriranji Aratisankar 30 August 2016

Then I did something naughty 'cause they were being bad. When people turned and looked at me, - I pointed at my dad. great feelings...

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Joe Breunig 20 October 2006

Cute 'BS' write; reminds me of the old joke 'Why does it stink in church? ' (Because of all the pews.)

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Joseph Daly 14 November 2005

CJ This had me in hysterics. I think I know what barking spiders are (anything to do with flatulence?) . Much, much, much affection Denis Joe

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