C.J. Heck

Rookie - 234 Points (August 10 / Born in Columbus OH - living in Florida)

Barking Spiders In Church (Children) - Poem by C.J. Heck

Those pesky barking spiders
followed me to church Sunday.
I tried to make them stay at home,
but they came anyway.

Then I did something naughty
'cause they were being bad.
When people turned and looked at me,
- I pointed at my dad.


Comments about Barking Spiders In Church (Children) by C.J. Heck

  • Sriranji Aratisankar (8/30/2016)


    Then I did something naughty
    'cause they were being bad.
    When people turned and looked at me,
    - I pointed at my dad.

    great feelings...
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  • Joe Breunig (10/20/2006 11:54:00 AM)


    Cute 'BS' write; reminds me of the old joke 'Why does it stink in church? ' (Because of all the pews.) (Report) Reply

  • (11/14/2005 3:45:00 PM)


    CJ

    This had me in hysterics. I think I know what barking spiders are (anything to do with flatulence?) .

    Much, much, much affection

    Denis Joe
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Poem Submitted: Thursday, April 15, 2004

Poem Edited: Monday, February 7, 2005


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