Sam told his girlfriend that he brought her gold.
She thought that it was the gold promise ring.
That she had very much admired at the jewelry store.
But Sam was a nature lover.
And he had brought her a basket full of golden autumn leaves.
His girlfriend did not appreciate his kind gesture.
She burned the leaves along with his pictures.
While calling him a lousy cheap piece of crap.
This happens, this was the natural (expected) reaction from Sam's girlfriend. Women love metallic gold, not golden leaves.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
A well conveyed poem. Truly humorous...5 stars*****