Herbert Nehrlich

Rookie (04 October 1943 / Germany)

Bellbottoms For Ajs - Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

Bellbottom jeans
a clever means
to make more room
fruit of the loom
when tissues sag
the jewellery bag
sinks down the legs
like emu eggs.
Bellbottom tease
avoids the squeeze
today they're small
a double ball
between fat thighs
like turtle eyes
too light to drop
down from the top
as fashions change
logic stays strange.

Comments about Bellbottoms For Ajs by Herbert Nehrlich

  • (2/25/2006 9:19:00 PM)

    Yikes! I should've known better than to read a poem you dedicated to Allan! :) Sincerely, Mary (Report)Reply

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  • (2/21/2006 9:07:00 PM)

    rather amusing, i'd say... (Report)Reply

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  • (2/21/2006 4:35:00 PM)

    legend has it that men recede in many places and it is not only faces that sag and become sad, that is why long socks make excellant jock straps
    for over endowed men such as myself

    Warm regards Allan

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, February 21, 2006

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