Bo And The Paid Per View Poem by Ima Ryma

The Prez and I oft watch T.V.
Mostly sports on ESPN.
Such a sports nut the Prez can be.
He pouts if his team does not win.
So very few do volunteer
For T.V. duty with the Prez.
But I just let him rant and cheer,
And of course gloat when he sez,
'Bo, I can't believe I gave you'
'That many points on that darn bet.'
The Prez pays me - he always do.
He has not won a wager yet.

As a wagger, I am First Pup.
As a wagerer, I clean up.