Boar For More Poem by Ima Ryma

A wild boar as celebrity
For mooving in with a cow herd.
Banana, the humans call me -
A name that makes me sound a nerd.
I wanted better vantage point
To study humans acting weird,
But not get them all out of joint.
The cow thing worked - got me endeared.
And sure enough, the humans got
All excited about the why
Of cow companionship I sought,
Expounding theories to apply.

'Twas quite boaring in the wild, so
Gave taming the humans a go.