Born On The Back Of A Toad Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

What difference would it make,
If someone was born on the back of a toad?
The people that should be examined,
For mental agility and loose bolts...
Are those who have argued in debate,
Attempting to associate that person born...
Not with the toad,
But with a frog seen hopping along...
Minding its own business upon the day of birth!
And that belching frog has now been accused,
To have influenced with 'socialistic' inclinations.

'So...
What are you saying?
People today are nuts? '

Do I really have to say it?