Boston Legal's Denny Crane. Poem by Michael Gale

A great tv show is that Boston Legal...
It is great and not even evil.

Denny Crane...
He does not seem to know what law is about.
You never hear him scream or shout.

The show is pretty good...
But i believe that the cameraman should be executed by a man wearing a black hood.

Not really though...
They should hire someone else because he needs to go.

'I'm Denny Crane, just beam me up'...
'Just gimme that cigar at the end of the case
so i can fill up my glass or cup'.

I oggle women and turn their faces red...
I keep on hoping that i can get them all into bed.

Boston Legal's Cameraman makes all viewers really, real dizzy...
The sick dizzy people will have to take pills in a glass of water that's really, really fizzy.

This tv show is fun to see...
It makes me laugh with so much glee.