Boyfriend Poem by Cherie Mort

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I wish I had a boyfriend

Oh frabjous day! Calloo, callay!
I wish I had a boyfriend

Whose woods these are, I think I know...
I wish I had a boyfriend

Once upon a midnight dreary
While I pondered, weak and weary...
I wish I had a boyfriend

I'll sing you a story of a silly young king
Who played with the world at the end of a string
But he only loved one single thing...
I wish I had a boyfriend

Friends, Romans, countrymen
Lend me your ears
I WISH I HAD A BOYFRIEND!

Count no man happy till he dies...

I wish I had a boyfriend