Ramona Thompson


Britney - Poem by Ramona Thompson

A parody of Britney Spear's song Lucky
This is a story about a girl named Britney.....
Half past noon she wakes up
Drunk again
Shock, shock, shock at the door
It's time fro yet another courtroom appearance
Gotta flash the waiting press a smile
Maybe run over a foot or two
Make another bombshell headline on the 6 'o clock news
It's what they're all waiting for
They go...
Here comes Britney
That once so hot Hollywood girl
And she says....


CHORUS

I used to be so lucky, I was a star
Now I cry, cry, cry in my broken lonely heart thinking
If I had't been so stupid and messed up my life
These tears would't keep on coming at night

Got lost in an image, in a dream
There was no one there to wake her up
And for a while the world kept on spinning and she kept on winning
Then came her horror when suddenly it all stopped
And now she says

I used to be so lucky, I was a star
Now I cry, cry, cry in my broken lonely heart thinking
If I had't been so stupid and messed up my life
These tears would't keep on coming at night

'Best actress and the winner isn't.....Britney! '
'I'm Ramona Thompson for Has Been Pop Star's News waiting outside the bar for Britney! '
'Oh my God! Here she comes! '

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Poem Edited: Monday, April 25, 2011


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