Burning Bum. Poem by Tom Allport

Burning Bum.



Eating to much spicy food
Should carry a warning
Hot going in?
Even hotter coming out? ?
So be careful not to fart
For it might not be wind
It may be the start of Montezuma's revenge
And it ain't no fun
When you've got a burning bum
Especially when you're on the run.

Tom Allport
Sunday, August 16, 2020
Topic(s) of this poem: humour
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