Cats - In The Style Of Lewis Carroll Poem by Spock the Vegan

'Twas foggy, and the slimy toads
Did moap and croak in the lake;
All flimsy were the aspen groves,
And the bats, no noise they make.

'Beware the Snow Leopard, my son!
The claws that snatch, the jaws that bind.
Beware the Geoffroy's Cat, and run
If there's a Bobcat behind! '

He took his hunting rifle in hand;
Long time the Canada Lynx he sought—
So rested he in a Blue Spruce land,
And stood awhile in thought.

And when in dreamish thought he stood,
The Jaguar, with its eyes of blue,
Came snarfing through the snowy wood,
And will do the same to you!

Click, bang, click, bang, the gun went off
As bullets ripped the awful beast.
When it fell down the son did scoff,
And galloped toward the east.

'And hast thou slain the Jaguarondi?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O fabulous day! Hooray! Hooray! '
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas foggy, and the slimy toads
Did moap and croak in the lake;
All flimsy were the aspen groves,
And the bats, no noise they make.