Chère Emilie Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

Could management please have a peek
at poemhunters page this week.
It seems there is a naked man
with features of an 'also ran'
who humps a sheep or Nubian goat
right where we poets place our vote.

So up and down he goes and grins
I say we do have plenty sins
without these foreign fornicators
and need perhaps some good debaters
but not a bearded man of sleaze
so let us have a clean page please.
No goat or lamb or ugly mutton
is welcome but the Farting Button.