' ' ' ' ' 'Childhood Traumas(For My Old Pal Al) Poem by Dónall Dempsey

' ' ' ' ' 'Childhood Traumas(For My Old Pal Al)

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I used to be
in the Girl Guides

but I was thrown out
when it was found out

...I was a boy!

I mean...why?

I had the girls tied up
in knots of laugter

& always won the contest to see
who could pee the furtherest!

Dónall Dempsey
Monday, June 8, 2009
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alice sunderland 22 June 2009

very funny dd! i hope your motives in joining the guides were strictly honourable.

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Curragh Camp, Co. Kildare, Eire.
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