Chimp Imp Pressions Poem by Jonathan ROBIN

Chimp champion, ace trouble shooter,
was placed face value by recruiter
responding to harassed commuter
hypnotised by prized computer
in urgent need of astute tutor
of good repute, that none refute, ah!

No reputation absoluter
existed - fact that few disputer.
Sex undetermined, yet not neuter
for some said there was never cuter
while some there was none dissoluter,
yet others that it lacked apt suitor:
moot point as cousin lived in Utah.

Imp chimp upon the swiftest scooter
soon throttled up and sped en route a
one hand on wheel and one on hooter,
set out to check computer router
with monkey wrench, nuts, bolts minuter,
there never was tooled chimp astuter!

Repairing hard disk was a hoot, a
task accomplished, then rebooter.
Scrimp customer, a limp lounge suiter,
pleased the problem weren't acuter
thanked skimp clad chimp with little loot, a
banana bunch and wee pea-shooter.

(21 May 2005 revised 10 February 2007,26 February 2012 9 February 2021)