My grandfather clock sounded bad.
It made a funny ticking sound.
Nearby a fix it shop be had.
An old German guy there I found.
He rolled the clock into the back,
And then he tied it to a chair.
He took out a cigarette pack,
And blew lots of smoke in the air,
Especially in the clock's face.
This puzzled me and so I asked
How blowing smoke fixed my clock case.
He said was for good purpose tasked.
The old German said of the clock,
'Ja, ve haf veys to make it tock.'
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Somehow I knew that punch line was coming! (I had to smile anyway.)