Conned Cougar Poem by Ima Ryma

This cougar liked to hunt for sport.
Picked up a young guy in a bar.
He was a satisfying sort.
As thanks, I bought him a new car.
After a while I thought he might,
Even though so much younger aged,
Be my long longed for Mr. Right.
So the two of us got engaged.
After the wedding I found out
Money I gave him he had spent
On his younger girlfriend, no doubt
He had conned me was evident.

A double crossing cat was he,
Lion cheetah turned out to be.