I recently met a man
who said he was Jesus.
He was certainly stereotypical;
Flowing robes, sandles, a beard,
and a bit on the scruffy side.
Impressed I asked him for further
proof, for instance nail scars on
hands and feet?
But I was singularly unimpressed
when he replied:
'I've recently had cosmetic surgery'
Jerry, you should have asked whether he was circumcised - it's harder to fake that with cosmetic surgery! Rgds, Ivan
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
'Very droll.... very droll..... love, Allie xxxx