poet Kylee Bartz

Kylee Bartz

Craziness (I Wrote This For School. Heehees. Maybe This Is Why They Think I Need Counseling.)

Can I leave the asylum now?
Rabid little unicorns surround me.
All of the kittens tell me stories.
Zebras are chasing me!
I got abducted by aliens again.
Now rhinoceroses are attacking me!
Everywhere I go there are talking ducks.
Sloths are eating my brain!
Somebody get me out of here! ! ! ! !

Poem Submitted: Thursday, December 3, 2009
Poem Edited: Wednesday, July 14, 2010

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  • Cat Windham (6/21/2010 2:14:00 AM)

    lol, maybe that's why they think you need counseling. dont worry, it happens to me all the time as well, but this one is good.

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  • Cody Williamson (6/8/2010 8:55:00 AM)

    Sooo amusing, it reminds me of...well highschool...or school in general...and my office...and growing up at home...Very well done ;) keep it up

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  • Claude H Oliver Ii (6/4/2010 5:38:00 PM)

    If we are honest with ourselves, there is a little crazy in all of us.

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  • Michael Brock (5/12/2010 8:49:00 AM)

    An interesting and very good look at the sheep and sharks. You seem to get it and are able to put labels on things.

    good poem.....

    thanks for sharing
    Michael

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  • Iron Panda 23™ (5/12/2010 8:48:00 AM)

    noooo! ! ! !
    sloths r creepy! ! ! we're here to save u! ! ! !

    btw i likes this (:

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  • Nemo ..couzack (5/12/2010 8:09:00 AM)

    i hate schoooooooooooooooooooooool but i need it to run a way from cuz i t's my only way to have fun loOlz :)

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  • Shady El-shafie (5/11/2010 10:09:00 AM)

    loool, nice poem. Had some laughs :)
    Good job

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  • Nerisha Kemraj (5/11/2010 3:49:00 AM)

    lol (laugh out loud) really crazy - though i hope ur not

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  • Joseph Macquarrie (2/2/2010 2:56:00 PM)

    i know that schools don't really help any one that often 10

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