'De-Nile? ' Poem by Linda Winchell

What in God's name was he thinking would happen? God forgive him, for he sure didn't know what he was doing, or did he? Linda


'De-Nile' is more than a river,
Congressman Weiner has proven this so!
When he tweeted his private REAL-estate,
To the entire world he showed.

Did he not understand what the result would bring?
When he showed more than a Weiner and bun?
And why would someone who represents a state of voters,
Go and think this kind of stuff was fun?

Shame on you Mr. Weiner!
I am a voter, taxpayer and a mom!
But if you were my kid, young man!
You wouldn’t see the light of any day’s sun!

I’d pull the plug on your I-pod!
I’d trash that computer in your room!
I’d take your cell phone away forever, and a day!
And I’d chase you around the house, swatting you with my BROOM!

What in God’s name were you thinking?
That you’d go and pull such a silly dumb stunt!
You’re supposed to be in an office American’s respect!
Not showing your ugly junk in the trunk!