Dear... Poem by Fallen Too Far

Dear Mouth-
Concerning your recent behavior:
I have noted that there has been a lack of communication
Between you and my close acquaintance, Brain.
It seems that every time i feel the need to express anything
Verbally or otherwise,
You (coincidentally) decide to reside in silence,
Still and unsurreptitiously open and inconvenient
For all useful and necessary tasks such as speaking, etc.
This spontaneous reaction creates a loss of connection
With the afore mentioned Brain, who in his frustration
Screams and rants, and slowly becomes filled
With meaningless nothings in an attempt to release
All and any form of communication,
Thus causing a tremendous amount of stress upon myself

This problem is being addressed with the specific note to timing
In that it always seems to appear promptly in the appearance
Of the opposite sex (usually attractive in one way or another)
And continually occurs for the duration of the time in which
The presence of the opposite sex resides in my general direction,
Causing high stress, emotional, physical, mental, etc.

As it is beginning to become a rather cumbersome habit,
And one in which usually negative outcomes occur
I would like to request that you please try to remain useful,
Especially at the times mentioned above,
As it is extremely embarrassing to attempt to compensate
Where compensation is almost null.

Please consider this and have an answer for me as soon as possible,
As another friend of mine, Self Confidence,
Is starting to become a little deflated and discouraged.

Kindest regards,

Myself


(10/16/07)