Department Of Re-Creation Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

We have heard your side of the story.
And fiction based with a wholesome taste,
Is what has been discovered...
Has made it that way.

And although your story lacks,
Both truth and any basis of uncovered facts...
It has been decided to hire you to head,
The Department Of Re-Creation.
With a keeping intact what is needed most,
To inspire and motivate all of our actions.

We take this opportunity to congratulate you,
In maintaining your determination...
To suspend from the usage of any reality produced.
Our future in your hands,
Has been sealed indefinitely!
We can all now sigh a most needed relief.