Did She Tell You The Whole Story Poem by James McLain

did she tell you the whole story;
that there is an extra hole there.
and while the hose hung down, the
receipt said it was new from Lowe's.
one moon was hard to ignore and
greatly smaller than it's sister, those
lips were split and gone sad i guess.
while asleep you could pour water on
the back of those legs and, when still
they resembled small lakes so clear.
and the pantie man from before, does he
like the poo noodles, that fall too the floor.