Doctor Sapling Poem by James McLain

Any ways
im a teenager and iv been masturbating,
iv masturbated and,
and now there are stains on my favorite place
and provably above and below my sheets.

then dont worry
my parents are detectives.
should i worry?
how bout do you
when you were young
and when your old and
before you went to heaven.

im not worried about my sheets
theyll get washed, by me
but is there anything i can do
to wash away the stains on my favorite place
to the naked eye and the black light?

Or should i wait
until just before and during after,
after i paint it a new color
so when more pudding is made
the mess it leaves a stain
and it gets painted over?

sunday when i go to church
should i stay home
and when they leave
just go
dont go to far away.