I'm not really that much of a drinking man
Though I drink three quarts of beer in a day
When you got a problem you do what you can
And I'm chasing the taste of the pretzels away
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I pass out. No problem. : -)
next thing you will be telling us you do not need the crutch of formal religion either