The new typist was given the spiel
Of the SPCA... how they feel
"That's all very well."
Said our dear Isabel
"But is swatting a fly in the deal? "
You know that saying Time flies, when you shoot it with a gun. Of course a swat would suffice. You kill it with these master limericks.
My pet typist, Gladys, is very fly and says she is in need of protection by the SPCA. She muttered something about wandering hands. Can't think what she meant. Great Limerick, Wes
A good was made. I don't think many people realize that insects are animals.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Good one. It comes with the packaged deal!