Don't Come Again Soon Poem by Yoni Assis

Don't come again soon

Please wait a few moons

Perhaps 2013 June

Definitely not this noon

I'll croon a lame tune

No chance you'll swoon

Puncture your balloon?

I am some big goon

A crazy f'n loon

I'll push you in the lagoon

Drown you in Neptune

In the middle of a typhoon

Also during a monsoon

Sic you with a rabid baboon

Pierce your heart with my trusty harpoon

Spray you with a raccoon

Smother you in a cocoon

Choke you with a spoon?

Don't come again…