Dotty Definitions# 61 Poem by WES Vogler

POOR SPORT
He was really a sore loser.
He stole third base and they booed him
so he just went home.


DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HIPPO AND A ZIPPO
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.


SEEING IS BELIEVING
She said I couldn't possibly make a car out of
spaghetti. Shoulda seen her face when I pasta.


COLOR BLIND
I was told I suffered from color-blindness.
I had no idea.
The news came right out of the green.


PERFECTION
I finally have found the perfect secretary...
She types fast and runs slow.