Down Behind The Dustbin - A Boy's Poem (Written When I Was 11)

Down behind the dustbin,
I met a dog called Lizzie.
I asked what she was doing,
'**** off, I'm far too busy.'

Down behind the dustbin,
I met a dog called Tom.
I said, 'What are you making there? '
He said, 'It's my new bomb.'

Down behind the dustbin,
I met a wolf called Jack.
I asked who he was phoning,
He said, 'It's just the pack.'

Down behind the dustbin,
I met a dog called Matt.
I asked what he was eating,
He said, 'It's just the cat.'