Drunken Beauty Poem by Lee Fones

church bells chime
in perfect harmony
cricketers play cricket
in total disharmony

the campanologist
ring there bells
cricketers, whack balls
lot of wickets fells

bell ringers, ring more
upon the center green
maypole dancing, did occur
awaiting beauty queen

back at the cricket
they all shout towpath
that's along the canal
i walk on the Sabbath

beauty queen arrives
in stretch limousine
maypole dancers stop
and get guillotine

campanologist and bells
cricketers and balls
maypole and guillotine
beauty queen staggers and falls