Dumb Blondes...I'M One! ! ...(Humor) Poem by elysabeth faslund

Dumb Blondes...I'M One! ! ...(Humor)



All angels have blonde hair...
Ever notice that?
My spike heels don't get caught in my earrings...
Only my hair.
Why do you want to be a blonde...
People don't take you seriously now.
The up-keep is way too expensive...
Rolls to the salon, $100 tip for the hairdresser.
For a fact, blondes are dumb...
E=mc2. We can explain that. Can they?
Blondes can get away with anything...
'I just totalled your BMW.' 'No problem.'
Blondes never get speeding tickets...
Only dates with the cops who caught them.
On a good day, blondes can't spell 'a'...
Bad day? We can redesign the Hubble Spacecraft.
On a good day, blondes 'can't' cook...
Bad day? Blondes won't cook.
Why do men prefer blondes...
They know they can't afford the diamonds.
Why do I prefer being a blonde...
Maybe it's the Viking blonde...
But it keeps everyone guessing.
Oh DUH!

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
C H Sund 12 September 2008

A Viking blonde, a striking sight power and grace with lover's 'brace with sword in hand and willing foe the Queen shall feast tonight! Blondes are smart. You and my daughter I would submit as evidence!

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Chris Mendros 06 July 2007

ah, why are the pretty ones so crazy?

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Marci Made 27 June 2007

Thank God I can't walk in those heels, ouch for the ears...This is dang funny from one NOT so dumb blonde, but most intelligent...I really like this one Elysabeth...marci. :)

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Ted Sheridan 27 June 2007

I think we have a blonde server running PH.

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elysabeth faslund

elysabeth faslund

Thibodaux. Louisiana
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