Farsi Farts Poem by gershon hepner

Some Farsis, all famously farts,
picked up in mosque fair young tarts,
who pouted in Persian:
“Our person is Gershon,
who places his whores behind carts.”

Pursued then by old ayatollahs,
the tarts all demanded some dollars.
In a paradise orchard
they all were first tortured,
then sent to join Gershon in golus.

Inspired by the revolution that seems to be taking place in Iran following the election that President Ahmajinedad has fraudulently claimed to won.

6/17/09