Fifteen Dollar Jeans (Attempted Humor) Poem by Sarah Sisson

I've always had great taste with my unique look.
I can shop at Walmart and off brands on hooks...

...look good on me because I can pick whats out
that makes me look fashionable, there's no doubt...

...that all of the women compliment my clothes.
But I have spent fifteen bucks. Nobody knows.

And I don't lie, I tell them just where I got
these duds that they commented on. The whole lot...

...of snobbish girlfriends that I have acquired
are appalled when I tell them...they have not heard...

...of anyone in their circle shopping so.
But off to my thrift shops...the bargains I go...

...because it's not about how much you can spend.
It's all about looking fabulous...my friends...

...all wear the beaded up jean jackets and boots.
I'll have to admit somedays they look real cute.

But I look the best in the clothes that I pick.
I get the best compliments. That makes them sick.

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