Five Limericks About Kim Barney
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fact check: Kim has messaged me saying that he HAS written poems 'bout 'beasts', which he seems to equate with animals (which I DON'T) . 'Beasts', to me, are Godzilla, Tyrannosaurus Rex. King Kong, (and one about KK's mate) , and Bri Edwards. (cont.)
(2) My first comment was too long and was lost. Bri, I am honored that you have written these five poems about me. However, I HAVE written several poems about beasts (animals) .
(4) My haiku about whales took first place in the Texas contest a few years ago, and a poem about a cat took first place in the Utah contest this year.
(3) I have written about different kinds of birds, deer, horses, cows, sheep, pigs, rabbits, squirrels, groundhogs, foxes, and others.
WOW so full of humor and wit! I am sure Kim will have a good hearty laugh.
Fram, you told me my meter used in these poems disqualifies them from being called 'limericks'. Well, let's just say I'm using MY 'Poetic License'. Now stop being 'a pest'! ;) bri I don't get paid for my poems, but thanks for your comment. : ) bri
To Fram Boise, noun. an·a·pest ˈa-nə-ˌpest.: a metrical foot consisting of two short syllables followed by one long syllable or of two unstressed syllables followed by one stressed syllable (such as unaware) anapestic.' (cont.)
Five wonderful and well crafted limericks for a great Poet, Kim.Barney. Reading these poems, we were able to know Kim's passion, hobbies and religion
(cont.) As for animals I've written about: spiders, insects, amphibians (see Salamander) , birds, deer (see Bye Bye Jimmy) , and cats and dogs, and my wives (also 'beasts') . Hic finis est. bri : )