Foolish Idea Poem by Tom Allport

Foolish Idea

Rating: 5.0


A drunken young woman
Walks into a police station
And states...........
I think I may
Have murdered someone
The sergeant replies
I am arresting you
On the suspicion
That you may or may not
Have murdered someone
To which she slurs
"April fool"

Wednesday, May 23, 2018
Topic(s) of this poem: humor
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Valsa George 24 May 2018

Ha............ Ha! I never expected the twist at the end! This is so hilarious!

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Susan Williams 23 May 2018

hahahahahahahahaha oh my word! I was caught flat footed. oh, good grief, my ribs are starting to ache - -I do not know why I find this so funny but I do... maybe cuz in my old days I could see myself doing something that dumb... thank you for cheering me up my friend- -I'm giving this a hearty 10

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Richard Wlodarski 23 May 2018

Made me laugh on my boring midnight shift. Thanks, Tom!

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