For Hire Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

If you want a keeper
Without bleeping everything
That's said.
Direct,
You can bet!
And fearless like a watchdog,
Peeping.

If you want to sleep,
Peacefully
At night in your bed.
Get the one for hire,
Who'll inspire all
To think
And shake up
Web cobbed heads!

Don't fear the details!
Prevail,
And get the best presenter.
A fresh face to replace,
A sickening condition!
That leaves you pissed and hissing!

If you want a keeper
Without bleeping everything
That's said.
Direct,
You can bet!
And fearless like a watchdog,
Peeping.