For They Poem by Josh Mitteldorf

In perfect rhyme and strictest meeta,
I sing in praise of Annelida.
(If high school Latin made you squirm,
You may not know that s/he's a worm.)

To turn the pebbles into soil,
S/he plies hir lowly, mighty toil
Dissolving dirt, digesting loam
No light nor air, s/he's quite at home.

In hardest clay or rain-soaked bed
To burrow forth, without a head.
S/he bores a path for future roots
So nimbly, though s/he has no foots.

To compensate for head and legs,
Her fore makes sperm, his aft lays eggs!
What biologic elegance-
Two tickets each to Darwin's dance.

Some folks are fond of clear, bright lines
They take affront at androgynes-
But why should they be such uptights?
Earth's crawling with hermaphrodites!

Their bodies compass two in one,
So copulation's double fun.
Slugs and grubs and flowers, too
They pack both sperm and egg; what's new
Is separation.Such a fuss,
Such rigid norms from brutes like us!

And thus this poem finds its ender:
Celebrate diversive gender!