(free Verse) *dotty Definitions# 24 Poem by WES Vogler

(free verse) *Dotty Definitions# 24


PARENTHOOD
In the USA it is now unlawful to threaten your kids.
Do not tell them they could grow up to be President.


POSTOFFICE
I said to the postoffice clerk:
This is rare amd valuable antique glass."
She replied: "Oh, was it? "


GOODYEAR BLIMP
Did you hear about the Goodyear Blimp?
They filled it with LA air and it died


LIFE IS A CABARET
"Life is a cabaret" is not of much use to a person
who cannot afford the quarter for the washroom


YODELLING
In order to do it properly...
wear leather shorts on a chilly morning.

(I have been urged to keep these bits brief... okay?)


*(free verse... prose on a poem site)