(free Verse) *dotty Definitions #39 Poem by WES Vogler

IT'S NOT TRUE
It's not true... Wild indians did not invent whooping cough


HEAT CONTROL
The five men arrived at the igloo of an eskimo and huddled
in a corner. The eskimo handed them a thin blanket.
"What good is that? " they queried.
"Fight over who gets it keep you warm all night."


NECESSITY
"Washington, why did you stand in the boat? "
"Everytime I sat down somebody handed me an oar."


SCOTLAND YARD
Scotland Yard... Two feet eleven inches


THE FIRST FROST
"It was so cold in my room last night my teeth were chattering."
"It got so bad I finally got up and took them out of the glass."


*free verse... prose on a poem site