Why does an Hawaiian dictionary cost less than others?
Because it is not in alphabetical order
Why are Greeks not allowed to swim in the lake?
Because it leaves a ring around the shore
Why is theaverage age of a Polack bride sixty-two?
Because they marry right out of grammar school
The Roumaniams invented the toilet seat
The Palestinians improved it. They put a hole in it.
How does a sixteen yr old American schoolboy spell farmer?
E.. I.. E.. I.. O..
*free verse... prose on a poem site
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Funny because it's true? : -)