Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog
Okay... If you'll just lie down on the couch
Oh, I'm not allowed on the couch
Are you familiar with Doris Smith?
Well I tried but she smacked me
How do you get two elephants into a Smart car?
Toss out the moose first.
* free verse: prose on a poem site
Does Donna know about Doris? Beware of women with rolling-pins! Yes, turn the moose loose. Great fun, Wes.
Aaaah! Wes wrote something that didn't rhyme. Are you okay, pal? : -)
Fella couldn't remember the name Grummich He was told next time you see her just pat your stomach and you' ll remember Next time he met her he said " Hello Mrs Kelly"
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
I loved those old elephant jokes! (I got a million of 'em.)
yas... a trunkful I suppose